Le Bijou Parisien
500g flour
1/4 cup water
1tsp. salt
1tsp. yeast
Soupçon malt sugar
50g E 175 edible gold
1/2 tsp. CMC powder
1 bottle pure tung oil


Evening bag, Chanel
Ketupat Permata Biru Ketupat Permata Biru
500g glutinous rice
1/2 cup fresh blueberry juice
1/4 cup blueberry puree
1 tsp. fine sea salt
1 tbsp. malt sugar (For that professional “patisserie” sheen)
200ml thick coconut milk
12-15 pandan or coconut leaves


Veneto bag, Bottega Veneta
Den Glimrande Smörgåstårtan
3 cups sliced florida oranges
2 lbs. chopped grilled cheese sandwiches
1 can congealed vegetable shortening
1 tbsp. powdered hide glue
1/2 cup orange marmalade paste
A dash of artificial citrus musk


Camero bag, Acne Studios
Il Gran Tesoro d’Uva e Pesce
1 lb. salt-cured sardine bellies
2 cups bruised red globe grapes
1 can congealed beef tallow
1/2 cup grey liver paste
Dash of concentrated civet musk
1 bottle industrial mineral oil
50g bleached bone meal


Baguette bag, Fendi
Cabbage-In-Jelly Jubilee
1 small head sulfurous boiled cabbage
3 cups lukewarm lemon-lime gelatin
1 can sweetened condensed petroleum jelly
1/2 cup curdled heavy cream
A dash of synthetic sulfur essence


Speedy P9 bag, Louis Vuitton
Cookies-And-Cattle Carnival
1 lb. raw gristly chuck steak
2 pints melted cookies and cream ice cream
1 can sweetened industrial beef tallow
1 tbsp. powdered bone char
1/2 cup crushed chocolate wafer grit
A dash of artificial meat musk
1 bottle high-gloss lard oil
50g bleached corn starch


Bonnie bag, Prada
Illustrations Rasydan Zulkefli
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